HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!
Rilo wants you to spend the day outside, catch lots of tennis balls, and get wrapped up and carried in a blanket! Oh, wait, that’s just what he wants to do today. Never mind.
SPECIAL GUEST! Bark Teixeira of the New Bark Yankees (featuring matching casts!)
This is one of my favorite entries so far (right up there with “squinty” … but I have sent an item in the mail that could possibly result in one of the greatest BarkyBarkRuffalo entries EVAH …
Bark Ruffalo: View From Above
A cartoon in New Yorker magazine had two panels.
The first depicted a horrible car accident, with a bystander saying, “Better call the Uh-oh Squad”.
The second showed several official types standing around the crushed cars, with badges saying “Uh-oh Squad”, wringing their hands with worried faces, saying “uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh”.
Look at this guy
he has three fucking arms
if that doesn’t sell clothes I don’t know what will
At first I thought, “No, that’s the mom’s arm.” Then, I SAW IT.
McKayla is Not Impressed with these White People Mourning Romney
Did somebody say “Wholloween”?
I mean he’s changing up so much—backtracking and sidestepping. We’ve gotta name this condition that he’s going through… I think it’s called “Romnesia.” That’s what it’s called. I think that’s what he’s going through.
Now, I’m not a medical doctor but I do want to go over some of the symptoms with you because I want to make sure nobody else catches it.
If you say you’re for equal pay for equal work, but you keep refusing to say whether or not you’d sign a bill that protects equal pay for equal work—you might have Romnesia.
If you say women should have access to contraceptive care, but you support legislation that would let your employer deny you contraceptive care—you might have a case of Romnesia.
If you say you’ll protect a woman’s right to choose, but you stand up at a primary debate and said that you’d be “delighted” to sign a law outlawing that right to choose in all cases—man, you’ve definitely got Romnesia.
Now, this extends to other issues. If you say earlier in the year I’m going to give a tax cut to the top 1 percent and then in a debate you say, I don’t know anything about giving tax cuts to rich folks—you need to get a thermometer, take your temperature, because you’ve probably got Romnesia.
If you say that you’re a champion of the coal industry when while you were Governor you stood in front of a coal plant and said, this plant will kill you—that’s some Romnesia.
So—I think you’re beginning to be able to identify these symptoms. And if you come down with a case of Romnesia, and you can’t seem to remember the policies that are still on your website, or the promises you’ve made over the six years you’ve been running for President, here’s the good news: Obamacare covers pre-existing conditions.
That last line is AMAZING.(via lovesetfire)
“THE HUNGER GAMES” — A Bad Lip Reading